J- “How’s your nose?” (he had just finished with the nose hair trimmers)
N- “Hurty.”
J- “Being a dude ain’t easy is it?”
N- “Yeah, you have to rely on someone else for boobies too.”
J- “That’s not strictly true…”
N- “Yeah but man-boobs aren’t as sexy.”
J- “That’s the understatement of the year…”