Looking down at my toplessness…
J – ‘Would you still love them as much if I got implants or would they just not be “me” anymore?’
I’m not sure he’s focused on my words…
N – ‘They’d still be great.’
J – ‘Even with “stuff” in them? Or am I reading far too much into how men look
I think he grunted, maybe, and I understood there is a little caveman in every man, even mine. 😉
Note: No, I’m not really thinking about getting a boob job. I like me just the way I am. Besides, if I’ve ever got that kind of extra money around for an elective surgery, I’m getting a monkey tail. OH HELL YES. I realise that would mean putting little tail holes in all my jeans, but I’m pretty sure my home economics teacher would be proud that I used the skills learned in her class for something so practical.
My algebra teacher will never feel that kind of satisfaction from me.
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N – ‘I desperately wanted nomnomnom.com.’
J – ‘But it’s taken, right?’
N – ‘Oh yeah.’
J – ‘You could try monmonmon and make a Jamaican themed site instead.’
N looks puzzled.
J – ‘What? I thought it was funny…’
N – ‘What does mon mon mon have to do with gin making?’
J – ‘Jamaican, mon. And this gets written down.’
[On a related note, if you decide to try to buy monmonmon.com or any other domain, I have GoDaddy discount codes that are awesome. Use mtech1 for 10% off your domain, or mtech2 for 20% off orders of ¬£25 or more. Don’t say I never gave ya nothin’. 😉 ]
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J – ‘Dinner was really good! Thank you for making it tonight.’
N – ‘And do you know what made it so good?’
J – ‘You remembered to put butter and milk in the mashed potatoes?’
N – ‘No… You stayed out of the kitchen and didn’t look over my shoulder.’
J – ‘I liked it better when I thought you had magic ingredients…’
He totally set me up for that one.
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